i'm in my room with the headphones on / deep in the dream chamber.
I should get out more, join some clubs. I should buy some new clothes, dye my hair blue, let Herman Cooper take me on a ride in his father’s car, kiss me, and possibly even feel my nonexistent breasts. I should develop some useful skills like public speaking, electric cello, or welding, see a doctor about my stomach aches, find a hero that is not a man who wrote a children’s book and crashed his plane, stop trying to set up my father’s tent in record time, throw away my notebooks, stand up straight, and cut this habit of answering any question regarding my well-being with a reply fit for a prim English schoolgirl who believes life is nothing but a long preparation for a few finger sandwiches with the Queen.
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    I really wish canning jar companies would get on the no BPA bandwagon. Who wants to buy special lids, such a hassle. Ug....
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    My life needs these!
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    Oh, this will go great with my oatmeal in jars, eh Nicole?
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    y i no has yet??? y i no has friend who no buy me Christmas presents
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    omg I want these!!!
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    These are only $8
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