i'm in my room with the headphones on / deep in the dream chamber.
I should get out more, join some clubs. I should buy some new clothes, dye my hair blue, let Herman Cooper take me on a ride in his father’s car, kiss me, and possibly even feel my nonexistent breasts. I should develop some useful skills like public speaking, electric cello, or welding, see a doctor about my stomach aches, find a hero that is not a man who wrote a children’s book and crashed his plane, stop trying to set up my father’s tent in record time, throw away my notebooks, stand up straight, and cut this habit of answering any question regarding my well-being with a reply fit for a prim English schoolgirl who believes life is nothing but a long preparation for a few finger sandwiches with the Queen.

terrible-thrills:

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

oh my god

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    I’m not sure why...didn’t reblog this earlier, but I’m happy I’m doing it now.
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    omg Alia as Chuckie I approve 100%
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    this has indeeed raped my childhood.
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    my childhood had now been raped…
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    oh my sweet fancy moses.
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    Rugrats this is too crazy
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    I feel like my brain just exploded
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    “YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES WILL BE RAPED.”
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